by Michael Mazzone

Created on: October 12, 2009   Last Updated: October 13, 2009

So you've decided to take the plunge and try and hook up with a married woman. Where do you start? What do you do and how do you do it? Let's take a look at two of the biggest things you'll need.

1. Time. Probably the biggest component of any affair is time. People lead busy lives and married women more so. It takes a lot of time to be a wife. Add on motherhood and a job and time management can become critical. You'll probably be operating around her schedule. And on top of that you do have a life (Don't you)? Better take a good look at your own free time to see when you can fit in those extra curricular activities. 2. Money. You're going to need a large amount of money to spend that no one will notice but you. And it has to be cash. Pay for everything in cash. Hotels, restaurants, and any assorted sundries. Remember the man always buys. You want that woman to sleep with you twice? Try asking her for half the hotel bill and see what happens.

So great, you've got the time and the money. Now where are you going to find a married woman looking for an affair? Try the internet. There are several websites out there dedicated to people just like you trying to hook up. Some are better than others. All will charge you (remember that money part). Send them cash in the mail and open up an account and you're off to the races. Take your time and look around at who else has a profile and read and learn. Most profiles will have similar themes. I'm bored and need excitement, make me laugh and I will sleep with you, and I want to feel loved again are some of the more common ones.

Lets take a step back for a moment and imagine this website from the woman's point of view. Here they are having made the rather dramatic decision to put themselves out on the market. And as soon as they log in and take a look around they realize 1. There are about 20 guys for every girl and 2. They are getting hit on from everywhere in and out of the country by men who can't spell and whose idea of a come on is "Hey baby, wanna f?" Ewwwww! It's enough to drive a girl into the arms of her husband.

That's where you come in. Type out the most thoughtful and empathic letter that you can. Be original and be creative. Spelling and grammar count as does a certain level of personality. Be yourself but at the same time put your best foot forward and you are almost certain to make contact. But what kind of contact? E-mail for starters. This is where the meeting of the minds occurs and where a woman will form

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