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Poetry: Wedding humor

by DelilaRose

Created on: October 06, 2009


Wedding Belles

A dress! A dress!

I need a dress!

The wedding date draws near

This one's too tight

That one's too loose

I'm hard to fit, I fear

The invitations have gone out

I've had a bridal shower

But how to find the perfect dress

Before that special hour?

I've searched through every store in town

And ransacked each boutique

Is it just too much to ask

To find the gown I seek?

Perhaps I'll give the net a try

My options to expand

And look! A site called Wedding Belles

Here in Etsy land

They'll make a dress that's just my size

A dress that's just for me

And I'll march proudly down the aisle

For all the world to see!


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