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Created on: October 06, 2009
Wedding Belles
A dress! A dress!
I need a dress!
The wedding date draws near
This one's too tight
That one's too loose
I'm hard to fit, I fear
The invitations have gone out
I've had a bridal shower
But how to find the perfect dress
Before that special hour?
I've searched through every store in town
And ransacked each boutique
Is it just too much to ask
To find the gown I seek?
Perhaps I'll give the net a try
My options to expand
And look! A site called Wedding Belles
Here in Etsy land
They'll make a dress that's just my size
A dress that's just for me
And I'll march proudly down the aisle
For all the world to see!
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Poetry: Wedding humor
by DelilaRose
Wedding Belles
A dress! A dress!
I need a dress!
The wedding date draws near
This one's too tight
That one's too loose
The Bride! The Bride!
Let's run inside,
before she sees us here.
The dress! The dress!
Oh, what a mess!
Will she ever decide?
by Beth Dobbs
"Wedding Day Blues"
I've crunched,
I've jogged,
I've jumped rope too.
I've consumed gallons
Of weight-loss goo.
My weight is up,
My
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