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Poetry: Pumpkin humor

by Michelle Lea

Created on: October 03, 2009

The pumpkin ate me and I died... Oops!



It was a bright crisp fall day

right beside me come what may

there sat a big bright orange pumpkin



The pumpkin ate me and I died... Oops!



So with my 8th life that I had left

well I felt that it was best

that I make my way over

to the pet doctor just west



I told the pet doctor just this...

The pumpkin ate me and I died... Oops!



He said you better watch out

before you scream and shout

just next he told me this...

there are alot of pumpkin killings going on all about



Before I could scream and shout

you'll never guess what happened next...



The pumpkin ate me and I died... Oops!



So with my 7th life that I had left

well I felt it was best

that I make my way over

to the pet doctor just west



I told the pet doctor just this...

The pumpkin ate me and I died... Oops!



He said you better be on the look out

with these pumpkins running all about

just next he told me this...

Farmer Jones wife told the doctor that

the pumpkin ate him and he died... Oops!



Well so I took myself and my lucky 7 lives

and just ran away for miles and miles....

before the pumpkin ate me and I died... Oops!

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