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Created on: October 03, 2009
The pumpkin ate me and I died... Oops!
It was a bright crisp fall day
right beside me come what may
there sat a big bright orange pumpkin
The pumpkin ate me and I died... Oops!
So with my 8th life that I had left
well I felt that it was best
that I make my way over
to the pet doctor just west
I told the pet doctor just this...
The pumpkin ate me and I died... Oops!
He said you better watch out
before you scream and shout
just next he told me this...
there are alot of pumpkin killings going on all about
Before I could scream and shout
you'll never guess what happened next...
The pumpkin ate me and I died... Oops!
So with my 7th life that I had left
well I felt it was best
that I make my way over
to the pet doctor just west
I told the pet doctor just this...
The pumpkin ate me and I died... Oops!
He said you better be on the look out
with these pumpkins running all about
just next he told me this...
Farmer Jones wife told the doctor that
the pumpkin ate him and he died... Oops!
Well so I took myself and my lucky 7 lives
and just ran away for miles and miles....
before the pumpkin ate me and I died... Oops!
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