by Valarie Topp

Created on: February 12, 2007   Last Updated: April 23, 2007

Here are my five funny quotes from five different children

1. Seven year old Tabitha, her mother and I were sitting in my dining room, and on this particular day Tabitha and her younger brother were making a lot of noise. Tabitha's mother took all she could, before she turned to Tabitha and said "Tabitha if you don't stop making all of that noise, I am going to put you back inside my stomach". Tabitha looked at her mother, smiled, patted her head and replied 'Wait mommie, let me take my bourettes out of my hair, these are my favorites'.

2. Tommy's mom was hugging him and kissing him in the face, when she told him that she needed to buy him some more shoes, clothing, and a coat. Tommy looked at his mother with a straight face and replied. 'Momma...You know what you need?' His mother smiled at him. 'What do I need baby?'. Tommy frowned. 'You need a tooth brush and tooth paste because your breath smells like junk. (these words from a four year old)

3. Five year old Gail walked in on her mother and father hugging and kissing in the living room. Gail ran over to them both and stood in between them and said. 'I sure hope you guys is protective because I am not ready to share all the attention I get around here.

4. Five year old Baron missed his school bus one Monday morning, so when he got on the bus the following morning, he stopped in front of the bus driver and replied 'If you ever leave me again, I will make your job a living hell'.

5. Six year old Bianca walked into her parent's bedroom one Saturday morning, climbed in between them and replied. 'Not today guys, I have a headache.

All of these quotes are true and were told to me by the parent's of these five children.

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