by Mitch

Created on: February 12, 2007   Last Updated: May 23, 2012

Okay here are mine in no particular order. Now keep in mind I tend to like the naughty humor.

Lisa Lampanelli - This girl looks like the typical mom but oh my, she is rude.

Stephen Lynch - Musical humor is a good with me. This guy has a great voice and can play guitar like nobody's business but the lyrics will have you on the floor.

John Valby (a.k.a. Dr. Dirty) - Another musical comedian. John's musical weapon of choice is the piano. This guy is beyond rude and certainly lives up to his nickname of Dr. Dirty.

Mitch Hedberg - Unfortunately he is no longer with us. The way he looked at the world was unlike no other. Most of his stuff is pretty simple but so funny. He has several videos on youtube. Check him out on Letterman.

George Carlin - Tells it like it is and doesn't skimp on the foul language. I love the way this guy looks at the world and its stupidity.

Jerry Seinfeld - Dude is just plain funny. He takes everyday things and makes them funny.

Mitch Mitchell - This guy's an unknown but check out his songs on download.com

Chris Rock - He'll definitely let the F-Bombs fly. Again he's rude but funny as hell.

Now the above are all stand up comedians so I'll put 9, 10 and a few bonuses here that aren't of the stand up variety.

Matt Stone and Trey Parker - The creators of Southpark, Man these guys are pure genius.

Gordon Keith - He is on the ticket 1310 AM in Dallas. He's kind of my hero. You can check out his website at gordonkeith.com

Honorable mention - Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, Adam Sandler

Here are a few that will never make my list
Robin Williams - For the most part just not funny. Mainly annoying.
Sinbad - I'm just not a fan.
Kathy Griffin - Can somebody please tell me why she's famous?
Tracy Morgan - Brings nothing to the table.
The Diceman - Funny when I was in 9th grade, now? Not so much.
Whoopi Goldberg - I really don't want to see or hear her again.

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