by Timo Cerantola

Created on: September 23, 2009

Save the World, Marry a Geek!

OK, finding ten whole reasons why one should marry a geek may prove to be insurmountably difficult, but I can think of at least one extremely important, planet saving reason why women should consider marrying geeks. That's right, ladies. Love a geek, save the world!

Seriously, have you ever wondered why our planet is in such a chaotic state?

Idiot's, that's why! I blame our problems on idiots. Idiots in politics, idiots on the stock market, idiots at the Pentagon, warmongering idiots, religious idiots, humor writing idiots, village idiots and, perhaps worst of all, weapons of mass destruction idiots!

It seems that no matter where you go on this planet, there's always some idiot there to screw things up. I'm serious, think about all the idiots we've had in politics. I'll name two, George Bush and everyone that ever voted for him.

Fortunately for our troubled world, there is a human subspecies known as "the geek." Yes, highly intelligent humans do exist and many of them are gainfully employed in the sciences.

Take genetic engineering for example. Somewhere on this planet, at this very moment, some extremely clever geeks are trying to isolate and eliminate the idiot gene - with the ultimate goal of developing more intelligent human beings like themselves. And this is where women fit into the equation; forget about those handsome jocks girls, go get yourselves a geek! Geeks are smart, reliable and quite huggable (if you can get them to remove their pocket pen organizers).

If only these nerdy geniuses spent more time dating, they would actually get some first hand experience in the gene pool; thus produce a more intelligent offspring; thus curb the earth's growing idiot population. If these geeks ever find a way of splicing the 'good dancer' gene into our planet's geek/nerd population, look out! The whole planet's IQ will rise significantly and humankind might actually stand a chance of making it into the 22nd century.

Personally, I blame all of earth's problems on women.

Now ladies, don't get upset until you hear me out. Think about it. You're out on a date with some jock-ish, almost testosterone toxic guy and he starts shooting off his mouth saying, "Baby, one day I'm gonna take over the world!"

It is this kind of loud-mouthed, macho bravado that should tip you off to the fact that you are in the presence of a total, honest-to-goodness IDIOT (who may one day be responsible for the destruction of our fragile planet). Do

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