by Deb Henderson

Created on: September 23, 2009   Last Updated: September 24, 2009

All I Want for Christmas is a Bottle of Scotch


The kids always give me slippers
My wife buys me a watch
They just don't seem to get it
All I want is a bottle of Scotch

Don't worry about my size
No tape measure to my crotch
All I want for Christmas
Is a simple bottle of Scotch

I dropped tiny hints while shopping
Just knew they couldn't botch
My only wish for Christmas
A quite large bottle of Scotch

Christmas day is almost over
The kids found it topnotch
I'm in something called a snuggie
Desperately needing a bottle of Scotch!

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