by Terrence Aym

Created on: September 12, 2009

Love's Loser

Diedre seemed in reach,
When I found her at the beach.
But it didn't go as planned,
'Cause there was too much sand.

> Diedre I need ya!

Barbara was oh so sweet,
When I met her at the meet.
But I failed to score,
When she heard me snore.

> Barbara where are ya?

Fiona was too little,
With a voice rather brittle.
And she had a bit of a fit,
When she saw me cough and spit.

> Fiona come home ya!

Anna was a doozie,
She made my brain quite woozy.
My dreams went up in smoke,
When she offered me a toke.

> Anna, I don't understand ya!

Carla was a shark,
Who liked her men to bark.
She spat I was a cur,
When all I did was purr.

> Carla, mad at me are ya?

Roxanna, ah Roxanna.
Less a girl than a man, ah.
It was a real mind bender
To discover she was trans-gender.

> Roxanna why're you a man, huh?

Pamela so sweet,
Refused to eat meat.
A vegan to the end,
She remained just a friend.

> Pamela, yech! Okra?

And then there was my lovely Karen,
She never talked, just kept starin',
So I took her to a pantomime show,
But she left in a huff saying she had to go.

> Karen, why you stop carin'?

Now finally a girl named La'Orange has come into my life,
And I think I've finally found my future wife!
I really think I've made it home this time,
You see with her name, La'Orange, nothing will rhyme!

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