by Kevin Lee

Created on: September 10, 2009

PG: Oscar Robertson (Career Average: 25.7 points, 7.5 rebounds, 9.5 assists)

SG: Michael Jordan (30.1, 6.2, 5.3)

SF: Larry Bird (24.3, 10, 6.3)

PF: Karl Malone (25, 10.1, 3.6)

C: Wilt Chamberlain (30.1, 22.9, 4.4)

This is the NBA's all-time all-star team. That does not necessarily mean the best team all-around but a team that could dominate in the All-Star Game. So prepare for some scoring because this team could break 200 in a game easily.

Oscar Robertson was a triple double machine. He was a 12 time All-Star and the only player to ever average a triple double over a season with about 30 points, 11 assists and 12 rebounds per game. Robertson only won one ring and choked in his last attempt at a ring but none of that matters in an All-Star game. Besides, Robertson isn't the biggest Finals Failure on this list.

Michael Jordan. Larry Bird. 'nuff said. These guys could be playing a game of HORSE secretly between each other during the game. Oh left hand fadeaway from the corner? I'll do it with my eyes closed. That left handed thing is no joke. Larry Legend would switch to his left hand regularly when he got bored during road trips. He's a douche but at the same time that is very awesome of him.

Karl Malone is the second leading scorer in league history and has a cool nickname to boot. The Mailman is on this list solely because he delivers. Malone won two MVPs, 3 NBA All-Defensive teams and uh zero NBA Finals despite many tries. Don't let his championship failures bother you, he always saves his best for All-Star games. In 1993, Malone and John Stockton were co-MVPs at the All-Star game and then stumbled through the season afterwards. I think this is why postal workers go crazy and kill people.

I don't know what's more impressive about Wilt Chamberlain. The fact that he scored 100 points in a game once or that he supposedly had sex with 20,000 women in his lifetime. How about the fact that he broke 8 NBA records, won the league MVP and All-Star MVP all in his first year as he easily won Rookie of the Year as well. How about the fact that the league had to change its rules to stop Chamberlain's dominance such as widening the lanes and changing free-throw shooting. This guy is ridiculous.

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