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Satire: Politics

by Joe Gonzalez

Created on: September 09, 2009

Fuel for the fire. In four words describe what President Barack Obama is to the Republicans! These guys work themselves up into a mad frenzy over President Obama! They are throwing everything at the Prez. Look! There goes the kitchen sink! It does not get any better for these insane pinata cult members!

Sheesh! AND they thought they wanted Hillary Clinton to use as a punching bag and then defeat her easily! The Republicans thought Hillary Clinton would be the devil to beat. A Republican was a safe bet. That strategy never got off the ground.

President Obama wants to reform healthcare. He wanted socialized medicine. That seems to be an impossibility as I write this. It seems that Obama will have to gasp...dare I say it? COMPROMISE! Radical Right Republicans do NOT believe in the C-word! Perish the thought! It would rot their immaculate minds!

The birthers are after Obama! They want him put on trial! They probably want a secret DNA test too! Heck, they probably think Barack Hussien Obama is actually the offspring of a human and an alien! Perhaps is their favorite word! Perhaps is also another word for TRUE, truth, and "told you so!"

The Right got their patriotic panties in a knot over the Commander-in-Chief talking with the youth of America aka schoolchildren. They thought Mr. Obama wanted to brainwash our kiddos! OOO! A Socialist Propagandistic Tool! We call it television hypnotism! What next? Obama coloring books? Government cereal boxes? Obama trading cards? Board games? Video games? Why stop there? Maybe Obama will erect huge posters in major city squares much in the same vein as the Communist favorites like Lenin, Stalin, Marx?

Is the President spreading subliminal messages via the internet, television, radio, and magazines?

Patriotic loud mouths in talk radio believe Obama is targeting them! Get your laughing gas here! Get your popcorn! Get your soda! Cotton candy! Before you take a seat purchase a program! A Political Play of Extreme Absurdity!

The Right Wing radio blah-blah bozos are stirring up the kool aid for their legion of zombie copy cats! Meow! Meow! Meow! Spreading all manner of ill will and right-wing hogwash. It may not be throughly true. The rule is this: put it out there and it will stick! Kind of crazy because the Left utilized such nasty tools to perfection. So...now the Right is employing such strategies! If it works...go for it! Never mind that two wrongs do not make it right!

I usually just turn off the right wing radio ruido...ruido is noise in Spanish. Why? Well, I figure these guys share the same script. Limboo sounds just like Hownutty and Lars Little Rush. For the most part they whine, whine, whine, and are rude to the callers that dare oppose them! Wow! These guys get paid for being jerks! There's a market for that! Only in America!

Blog Czar on the loose! I need some coffee...conspiracy nuts are out there....watch your step!

Mr. President: God be with you!

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