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Humor: Stories about your dog

by RENEE SLOAN

Created on: August 30, 2009

Humor: Stories about your dog

A couple of years ago we had a beautiful black dog. He was a very beautiful dog that my brother loved a lot and the dog loved him too. This dog was so funny at times, he wouldn't eat dog food he would eat table food. I remember one time is was early in the morning on a snowier day, my brother went out to feed my dog with only a pair of pants on and no shirt and it was cold outside. My brother had on a pair of tennis shoes and he went outside with his bowl to feed him, but he didn't realize that there were ice on the ground near the doghouse, so he fell up into the air and down the hill next to the doghouse,with his bowl. It was so funny, because my brother was trying to get up from the ground and he kept falling on the ice, and our dog threw his bowl at his head, because he thought he was playing with him. Then my brother throws his up and then our dog hits him in the face with. Finally my brother gets up into house and he is very mad at the dog, but he had to laugh at himself, because it was funny. I remember a another funny time with our dog, this dog loved to be with my brother. He was upset that my brother wouldn't take him walking or where every he went that day. So I was up in the kitchen cooking and the dog was in the basement until my brother got back home. So, I kept hearing nosies downstairs in the basement, so I went to the basement steps.. It was our dog, I wasn't sure what he was doing there, so I decided to go down to the basement and look. I went into the basement and there I saw our dog chewing a hole in my brother's favorite weight table. He seem to know what he had done, because he was laying in front of the table. So, I went back of the steps to tell my mom, to come and see and she did. And it was on with my brother our dog, when came home. My bother had our dog standing up like he was human saying "why " did you do this. I was so funny, because the dog didn't touch anything in the basement but his things.This dog was very angry with him for leaving him. Down throw the years someone took our dog and my family was never the same. This dog would do things that you wouldn't believe that a dog would do. I remember, when we first got the doghouse, the dog wouldn't go into the doghouse, and it was raining hard and my sister herd him howling outside in the rain. She told him to get into the doghouse, but he didn't. So, she go's out into the rain and try to put him into the doghouse,but it wasn't happening, because our dog walk all in my sister's chest with paws. So, when she came back into the house she had paw prints all over her front of chest. it was funny.

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