by Joe Williams Jr.

Created on: August 27, 2009

Perfect love is the man who doesn't fart,

And the woman who wont complain,

The man who is very smart,

And the woman who's not insane,

The man who isn't afraid to cry,

The woman with beautiful eyes,

The man who wont lie,

And the woman whose friends aren't spies,

The man with pecks,

The woman with double "D"s,

The man who never wrecks,

The woman who wont lose her keys,

The man who doesn't care about sex,

Or the woman who actually does,

The man who will massage her neck,

And a woman who will give it up just because,

To bad perfect love doesn't exist,

At least not any more,

because every man will get pissed,

And every woman will slam the door.

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