by Rachael Joseph

Created on: August 23, 2009

DIM

Chorus:

I'm now a lesbian, moving out of the country who just has no time for you

In case I neglected to tell you, getting back with the ex-boyfriend too

Lose my number, forget my name, you don't know where I stay

Don't ever call at 3am the way you did today

Verse1:

Sex with you was just a fluke, there was no second date

Would've been better off to crack a beer and frigging masturbate

Tell me what's your fascination?

Always hounding me on the phone

You're not that bright but should it take so long to realize you should leave me alone?

We're completely different people, I'd prefer a man with a brain

No, I don't care what's between your legs and you should be ashamed

Chorus:

I'm now a lesbian moving out of the country who just has no time for you

In case I neglected to tell you, getting back with the ex-boyfriend too

Lose my number, forget my name, you don't know where I stay

Don't ever call at 3am the way you did today

Verse2:

Now I think I've painted a picture

Clear enough to brighten your bulb dim

And if you have a question, just ask my girlfriend, Kim

Better ask her quick, I mean really soon

Before you find we're not at home

My girlfriend and I have packed our bags and moved our love to Rome

If that's not the case, don't you forget what I said about my ex

He's gorgeous, smart and funny

While you were only sex

Chorus:

I'm now a lesbian moving out of the country who just has no time fir you

In case I neglected to tell you, getting back with the ex-boyfriend too

Lose my number, forget my name, you don't know where I stay

Don't ever call at 3am the way you did today

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