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Created on: August 22, 2009
Honey, I Don't Know You
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Baby, you're getting the best of me
I know my alphabet, it's true
But, honey, I don't know you
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Thought our love would be like heaven
I know my numbers all the way thru
But, honey, I don't know you
Eenie, meenie, miny, moe
Crazy things like this I know
With you I'm guessing all the time
you are driving me right outta my mind
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
The new year starts in January
All these things I know are true
But, honey, I don't know you
12 oclock, 1 oclock, 2 oclock, three
Countin time is easy for me
But countin on you is somethin new
Honey, I don't know you
I know subtraction, yes it's true
I know how to add and multiply too
I know that one and one make two
But, honey, I don't know you
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