by Michelle Craig

Created on: August 20, 2009

Ah, he returns...again. He was a star in Green Bay for over a decade and a headache in New York for a year. Meet Brett Favre, the now 40-year-old Minnesota Vikings' QB. Brett's flip flopping is a sin though, I must say. He's going to Hell for leading the NFL on for the past, what, 200 years? Nah, I'm just messing around, I really don't care 'bout that, but that's how you drama-queens out there sound. Now laugh it up because I'm about to make y'all look awesomely ridiculous.

Last I wrote about Favre, I basically demanded that the flip flopping cease and play the game. Apparently he isn't listening, and why not listen to a 19-year-old student out of MA? I would be frustrated but who cares anymore? He does it so much now that he should earn a degree in indecision and we should expect it. It's just like the issue of steroids in MLB: we knows it's going to happen! His flip flopping isn't that bad anyway, I mean...the media needs something to write about because these new cats in the game aren't newsworthy. Sorry, OchoCinco, but you're just retarded.

Everyone hates Favre yet they say the Vikings are the favorite to win the NFC now, that their chances are better, that they're best in the NFC, yada yada, bs bs...

Look, the Vikings have always had the same shot to go back to the playoffs before Brett came limping along. They made it last year, so don't tell me they have a chance now with Brett. Yeah okay, they already had a chance, Mr. Adande. As far as I'm concerned, they will either go back or fall, but they will not be better. Brett doesn't make them better; his rotator cuff might give out come playoff time, so let's not rejoice just yet on signing the injury prone QB. On the light and bright side, they've already established a nice running game and a solid offensive line, which might help Mr. ''Interceptions'' in the pocket. Now, to say that the Vikings are the best team in the NFC? BULL. That's not even an argument. But the NFC North? Possibility.

I wouldn't blame Favre, though, for all the circus antics that's come out of his recent news, though everyone loves to. It's not his fault Jim Rome and his The Forum followers are a bunch of ignorant, drama-hungry losers who do nothing but hoop and holler about what they don't even know about. It's just that....well, people's lives are so boring and miserable; they need this controversy. If it weren't for the QB they'd only have MTV and the Soap channel.

In other words, I will, again, set it off. ESPN analysts suck. Favre

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