Poetry: Food humor - by Linda Bayley-Brown

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by Linda Bayley-Brown

Created on: August 19, 2009

I wish I was a little cupcake At gooey eyes you would make And my topping sweet with sprinkles Fills your dreamy eyes with twinkles I know that once you saw me You would want to devour me I am thrilled that you would insist My sweetness you cannot resist Older now and all heading South Caring not as I pop in your mouth That I will add loads to your big tum Making you weigh a great hefty ton

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Poetry: Food humor

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by Jon Coe

Oh plump little sausages, on my plate
let me introduce to you to your mate
This was once a potato, pulled from the ground
mashed
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by Terrence Aym

Pot roast potluck

Harry and Mabel knew not what to do.
All they had for supper was an old gym shoe.
Sally and Fred had a pot
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by Emma Willey

Food Satisfaction
My coffee's hot to start the day,
And now I'm well along my way.
My morning starts and time to cram,
I eat
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by T.C Leonard

"Fly in the Gravy"
The waitress brought my lunch out
And much to my surprise
My potatoes were a-buzzin'
Right before my very
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by Melodie Maynor

For the Love of Snack Cakes!

Love, thy name is Debbie

Little, individually wrapped

In the palm of my hand I hold

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