"A Nudie Bar in Mynamar"
Near a nudie bar
In Mynamar
Were three sailors set ashore,
Under orders
To leave their quarters
And bring aboard an oar
Seems they misheard
The Captain's words,
Or just maybe out of spite
They hit the deck,
Aye, by heck,
With a lady of the night
The Capatain said,
"I'll have your heads
And send you to Neptune's grot!"
But she was cute,
Well worth the loot,
And it gave him second thoughts
Then he set free
The sailors three
And granted them reprieve...
"To the nudie bar
In Mynamar!
We'll go ashore on leave!"