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Created on: August 08, 2009
MOLLY MCFINN
Aging barmaid Molly McFinn
Had a penchant for younger men
When this Cougar went carousing
Raising cane and rebel rousing
She imagined herself a 'ten'.
Though she was sixty years and over
And near to pushin' up clover
She thought herself a cool young chick
And considered herself still lively and quick
But Molly McFinn was quite the lush
Her language made the sailors blush
Gray hair dyed a golden red
She lured the young men to her bed
After she filled them full of drink
And rendered them too drunk to think
She'd take them home to have some fun
And discard them when she was done
Poor Molly McFinn could never see
What would be obvious to you and me
That she had passed her youth and prime
To act her age
Was now past time
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