"Kindergarten Coffee Drinker"
As a kinder-coffee fan,
I don't like my java bold
On ice or in a bottle,
It's a drink that's best served cold
Coffee in its purest form
Is nothing that I savor-
Give me three creams and sugars
And a touch of chocolate flavor
My apologies, dear Juan Valdez,
For sipping Joe that's mild
I can take the brew that I prefer
And share it with a child
It's just the way my taste buds roll,
And I hardly am a boaster,
But at the local coffee house
I'm on a wanted poster