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The Ten Commandments for a Cat Owner

This which shall be caused to be posted on the walls of all homes of humans owned by Cats:

1. I am the Lord thy Cat. Thou shalt love no other Cat before Me.

2. Thou shalt love your Cat more than yourself.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Cat in vain.

4. Thou shalt honor thy Cat with much cuddling and petting.

5. Remember My water and food bowls and keep them full.

6. Thou shalt not kill mice. Leave them unto Me.

7. Thou shalt not steal My toys, for My wrath knows no bounds.

8. Thou shalt not lie, upon my blanket. Ask permission first.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness. If thou sayest thou hast catnip, then thou best come through with it.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's dog. And don't bring her here!

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