by John C. Carpenter

Created on: August 05, 2009   Last Updated: August 13, 2009

Obama Yes We Can Change

Obama's famous line "Yes We Can Change"; yes we can destroy your right to the freedom of speech, yes we can tax ammo so high that nobody can afford to buy it, yes we can crush the constitution of the United States Of America, yes we can kill all of your freedoms.

And yes we will, we'll do it in such a way that you won't even notice, yes we can tax successful businesses until they have to lay all of you off, yes we can give all of your hard earned money to the bum on the street corner.

Yes we can bring socialism to the United States, yes we can kill all of your hopes and dreams, yes you will love us for it, yes we can add trillions of dollars of debt to an already strained economy, and yes you will love us for it.

Yes I will make Hitler look like a saint, yes you will love me for it, yes I will be your president, like it or not, if you don't like it, I don't care, yes I'm in it for me, yes I will party like a rock star on your dollar, yes you will love it.

Yes you are just a stepping stone to my success, but you have no choice in the matter, yes I will turn this country into a third world toilet, and yes you will help me do it; yes we can, Obama's famous line during his campaign.

Yes prices will inflate, and you will like it, yes our country will have a depression, and yes you will enjoy it, yes I will bow to the king, and you will like it, yes we can change everything, and yes you will like it, because no I don't care about you.

Yes we will turn this once great country in to a powerless waste of a country, yes we will disband the military, and yes you will like it, because I will be your king, yes I will be your ruler, and no I don't care about you, or your country.

Yes we can destroy the health care system, and we'll convince you that it's a good idea, yes we will do as we please, and nobody can stop us, yes we can make you buy a government health plan, and you will love it when we do.

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