by Michael Wetmore

Created on: February 07, 2007   Last Updated: July 31, 2010

What you are about to read is the recipe for the greatest burger the world has ever known. Until now, this sacred recipe has been the well kept secret of only three individuals, The Camaro Brothers. However, in an act of unprecedented generosity and for the betterment of mankind, The Camaro Brothers have chosen to come forward and reveal their secret to the world. The recipe for the Mother of all Burgers!

The Camaro Burger!

The recipe is not precise. Dudes love making the Camaro burger for this very reason. Measurement is unnecessary. For best success use your better judgment and personal preferences when concocting your own personal Camaro.

You will need:

A couple pounds of Ground Beef
Half a cup of bread crumbs
Powdered onions
Garlic powder
Some heavy metal music from the 80s (Iron Maiden)
Some nice big buns. Fresh, preferably with sesame seeds
Pickles.
Beer
Whiskey
Processed cheese slices
BBQ sauce and your favorite condiments

First of all, have a shot of whiskey to get in the mood. Then get your other ingredients. Mix the beef, bread crumbs, onions and garlic powder in a big-ass bowl. Mix it thoroughly. To make this experience more worthwhile, I suggest having some Iron Maiden playing in the background. Have the Iron Maiden playing LOUD. That way when your neighbors, wife or mom tell you to turn it down, you can pretend not to hear them.

After mixing all the necessary goodies in with the beef, press it into patties. Nice big, fat, juicy patties. Remember, Camaro burgers are best fresh. Don't stick em in the freezer, head out right away for the BBQ. Have some beers while you cook 'em on medium heat until they look about done.

Once the Camaros are good and done, stick em in a bun and dress em up with your favorite condiments. Be sure to share your Camaro burgers with your buddies. Also, do not underestimate the importance of beer. Always keep large quantities of beer nearby. Nothing goes better with a hot Camaro burger than a cold brew.

Enjoy.

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