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Humor: Advantages of a recession

by MaphangaB

Created on: July 23, 2009   Last Updated: July 24, 2009

The bright side of recession is one ofcourse you don't have a job and you can blame it on recession-yet you know your contract was bound to end anyway. You go and collect your money at goverment institution(Unemployment fund) and suddenly you are not embarassed-you just blame it on recession. You told your boss listen here I am tired of your contract-I am going to recess, and you say thank God for recession. The funny thing about it is when you run out of gas, you scream out help recession!. When you are in town and you pick up coins in the street, you curse at those who do such a waste-suddenly you are not even embrassed do pick up a coin in the street-nobody can say you a homeless or beggar they should understand. And you thinking "oh, how good it is for all of us to be broke for once". Suddenly you are not alone!.

You go to the office everybody is working afraid of retrenchement, when the boss leave we all go back to our lazy selfs, production is not going anywhere-"oh boss don't worry it's recession, no company is making money at this point".Recession is more like a break. There is a boardroom meeting, managers are discussing-lets get rid of those ones with an attitude, it's now or never. They say don't worry man to the ceo it's recession. We have got to clean up all our mistakes now while we have the chance, recession holiday comes only once in a while.

If you don't quit smoking, alcohol, junk food then recession hasn't hit you yet..you see recession is healthy. If you haven't mend your debts, gotten rid of things you don't need or stopped buying things you don't need, recession hasn't hit you yet..recession is therapeutic. Call it detoxyfying your system. If you are not saying "I have got to have my own buisness, I have got safe more, budget, safe money,hide it, money where is money". See that will keep you buzy for a while. If you haven't thought of making money online, carefull reccession hasn't hit you yet!-everybody is like follow me on twitter and make money. To make money, buy my motivational notes that can be emailed to you everyday in this tough economic times, to help you get up and go find a job lazy. Everything is for sale even motivations!. But that is like good everybody is becoming an entrepeneur of some sort! thats good very. And I am thinking when this recession is over, don't count on prices going down though, because irrespective the economy picking up-bread is still the same price.

When this recession is over we

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