"Mythology of the Heart"
I believe in ghosts and Nessie,
Pray to the heavens above-
Avoid the Bermuda Triangle,
But I don't believe in love
I believe in grays and reptoids
That I never have been with...
The Cottingham Fairies were real!
But love is just a myth
No, I've never swam with Champ,
But I do think that he's real
Love, I'm not so sure about
And, really, here's the deal...
Love is something man made up
Believe me, 'cause I know
That love is just a load of crap
'cause Bigfoot told me so