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Created on: July 18, 2009
Kisses and Hisses
Alice and Cris have a sister named Bliss
who writes lists titled, "Kisses and Hisses".
On "Kisses" go wishes and and fine china dishes.
On "Hisses" she lists what she misses.
Cris read the Bliss lists and got really pissed
because Bliss listed fishes as "Hisses".
Said Cris to sis, Bliss, "You're really remiss
to list fishes as "Hisses", not "Kisses".
But Bliss said her fish flipped out of his dish
an event that she totally missed.
Now in spite of her wishes, alone swims the Mrs.
and his Mrs. now misses his kisses.
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