Point me to the lane, the one which I am due

The only thing certain, is just one ball not two

Smokin and jokin, in between

One fine evening I stumble upon an alley- neither dark nor blind

Fans of casual recreation say its just their kind

Little Girl Bowling Haiku

Little girl bowling
the ball as big as her heart
the ball rolls slowly

a father watches
he wishes

Every lane was taken;

The noise was over powering;

The smell was strong;

You can hear the balls rolling down

the lane,

"Bowling and Drinking"

A non-bowler to a bowler
Made a very loud retort,
"This is just a silly game!
It's really not a sport.