My brother, Skarl, he's quite the oaf,
Eating meats and devouring the loaf.
His disgusting ways I willingly scoff,
At

Tell me your woes and I'll tell you mine,
Be sure to make coffee, for this will take time,
I am here for you and you for me
When

The man pulled

The dog's tail

The dog bit him

Then he complained.

NO PICNIC
Five Haikus on Paying Dues

Legal holiday.
Fuel prices skyrocket;
Barbecue at home.

Drivers bellyache,
Whining as the

Complaining is all I hear

From the Republican Party

They lost all their power

And have ruined the country on their way