by Gloria Cannon

Created on: February 04, 2007   Last Updated: May 15, 2007

Being a blonde I have heard every blonde joke there is. My favorite ones have always been jokes that include a brunette or red head and portray them as being the intelligent ones in the group.
A blonde and her brunette friend are driving down the road in the desert. They see a blonde in a row boat out in the middle of the sand. She is trying to row her self through the sand. The brunette looks at her blonde friend and says, "Now see, that is why you blondes are made fun of". The blonde replies, "Your right, and if I could swim I go out there and slap her".

What is a brunette in between two blondes? An interpeter.
A blonde, brunnette and red head worked in an office together. They were always mad because their boss would leave early every day and she expected them to stay and keep working. One day they all decided to leave early after their boss was gone. The brunnette took the time to take a nice bath before her kids got home. The red head spent time at the mall. The blonde went home to spend time with her husband, but when she got home she heard noises in the bedroom. She peaked in to see her husband was in bed with her boss. She quickly left the house and didn't come back until her regular time to be home.
The next day the brunnette and red head decided to leave early again. They asked the blonde why she wasn't going to leave early. She replied "No way, I almost got caught yesturday!"
A blonde and brunette are watching the 11 o'clock news. A story about a man on a bridge who is threatening to jump comes on. The brunnette says, "I'll bet you $10 bucks he jumps." The blonde replies, "Your on." Sure enough the man jumps. The blonde tries to give the brunnette the $10. The brunnette says, "I can't take your money, I watched the 5 o'clock news and knew he was going to jump." The blonde replies with, "You have to take it, I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but didn't think he would do it again!"
Three blondes and a brunnette were rock climbing. Some grappling hooks gave way and left them all dangling on the side of the mountain. They all agreed that it was too much weight on the hooks that were left and one of them should let go to save the rest. No one volunteered at first, then the brunnette started giving a speech about how she would let go and save the rest. It was so touching that the blondes all applauded!
Why don't blondes double recipes? Because the oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

So, is it true that blondes have more fun? It must be, look at all the stories everyone feels the need to tell about us!

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