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Created on: June 20, 2009
Gravity...
As I grow older
I realize
That everything grows larger
Including my size.
My hips have widen
From giving birth.
My chest has grown too
Especially in girth.
My chin has doubled
And my eyes are now four.
I am surprised
My butt can fit out the door.
I look in the mirror
And sometimes I cringe.
What I wouldn't give
To see myself thin.
Gray now shimmers
Where only brown once dwelled.
My feet have grown too
Because they've swelled.
My boobs have sagged
To my stomach they fall.
Gravity hasn't been nice,
Not nice at all.
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