weather is clearly far too cold to go without could be seen as just this intelligent eccentricity.

16. Refer to cell phones as wireless communication devices.

This is another return to the previous point of using longer terms for simple objects.

15. Refer to your computer as "my dear friend".

After all, if you are smarter than most of the humans around you, you will relate more to this glorified calculator.

14. Instead of "using the Internet," "explore cyberspace".

This gives the impression of a great intellectual mind searching for ideas or adventures.

13. Avoid "cute" words.

As much as possible, speak like an adult, not a child.

12. Be seen reading your pocket dictionary.

If nothing else, it will show a desire to learn, a trait even more prevalent among the intellectuals than an obsession with science fiction.

11. Know web comics.

Be careful about which ones you read, however, as some are damaging in the intellectual quest.

10. Whenever possible, use an older or longer word.

As previously stated, such words are more impressive to both peers and superiors of any kind.

9. Know at least superficially the teachings of every major religion.

This seems self-explanatory at this point; knowledge is mistaken for intelligence. (On a side note, this tip is necessary if you with to debate about religion.)

8. Don't have blonde hair.

This is especially true for females.

7. Claim to love classical music.

Remember, studies have shown that children who listened to Mozart in the womb became more intelligent.

6. Don't be good at sports.

Instead, join marching band, quiz bowl, or chess team.

5. Know current politics.

Alternatively, be too preoccupied with dangerously intelligent projects to care.

4. Keep track of current events.

Or build a spaceship for a journey to Mars in your spare time.

3. Act bored by horror movies.

"Well, that plot was very cliche."

2. If you don't know, say "I have never studied the subject".

This implies that you have once considered studying the subject or might do so at some point in the future. Finally, the number 1 way to appear smart is...

1. Actually be smart, and be yourself.

This may seem obvious, but genuine intelligence will show through, whether the other 100 ways to appear smart are followed or ignored. Following many of the tips will increase your intellect, and the effort will be noted by those around you.

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