by Gary Wright

Created on: May 19, 2009   Last Updated: May 20, 2009

How to rid oneself of a cobweb

Although the expression, tried and true has earned its reputation over centuries of doing what-ever-it-is and finding that by doing it one particular way is THE solution. I would like to place before you a selection of diverse choices.

As you study these candidates, please take into consideration their origin and basic function. I hope these will be of help to you.

Cob webs are an innocuous entity that just seem to grow and multiply for no apparent reason and remain hidden for what seems to be decades until your best friend or mother-in-law or the guy you want to impress the most is about to pay a visit. They loom, well lit and ominous, just challenging you to take a swipe. They taunt you to make another veiled attempt to dissimilate their wiry matter. Can you? Dare you? The answer indubitably is YES! You have an obligation, even a right to drag down those vile creations that would disrupt and cause distain amongst your peers.

And here are some methods as to how you might accomplish this daunting task. Keep in mind these are suggestions only and the actual result may vary from person to household.

FirstWe all have access to a long haired friendly cat. Maybe ours, maybe your best friends or neighbors might oblige you. But, none-the-less, a sweet kitty is first on the list. Lift it high into the air as though playing with it. Smile and coo as with a young child and tell it what a sweet kitty it is and while it is up in the air and enjoying all the clever, but manipulative praise you have begun to heap upon it, aim the tail section toward the area to be cleaned and as the tail whips across the entity of cob, then it will be gone. Good kitty! Extra treats for you this afternoon.

SecondWe do not all have availability to this next choice, but if you do, here is a simple answer for this stubborn problem - an ostrich. They are tall. Their wings flap at an enormous rate of speed and thus, if not claiming their corner dwelling nemesis with the tip of a wing, they could very well blow it out of its position with the power of its lateral appendage. I think the only way to truly entice an ostrich into flapping fervently is to tickle it. I am not sure of much passed thatI was born and raised in America, not Australia, but I figure for something so very tall, that to reach under their wings and give then a tweak! That should do itcob webs disappear.

Sub-second...There is a possibility that should the ostrich find

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