by David Adelman

Created on: May 18, 2009   Last Updated: May 19, 2009

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Entering the crazy escapades of our two favourite notorious story immigrants John Cho (Howard Lee) and Kal Penn (Kumar Patel) for yet another journey into the land of the Munchees. The movie begins with a huge fart, and basically is a huge fart of amazing entertaining humour. With an hour's time limit to get to the airport, and the Minor setback of 30 cheeseburgers from White-Castle, the movie begins.

Within minutes, Kumar is pulled over for a "random" security check by a Matthew Perry look-a-like black guy, Ironic much. Then the perfect ex-girlfriend, Vanessa (Danneel Harris) has to come along bring with her, her huge showerbag fianc Colton(Eric Winter) to create the "serious" plot of the film. "I can't believe they are getting married, we were only broken up for two years" said Kumar- amazing, you can't not smile at this. Colton is a Date-rape face, what a genius line from Kumar again. For round two of humorous stereotypes, an old white-Anglo-Saxon woman sees our favourite pot smoking friends as terrorists. Then the easy to put together Bomb, I mean Bong, maybe it couldn't blow up the plain, but it would have probably made everything a lot more Strawberry field coloured.

For our third stereotype ladies and gentleman, Secretary Fox who's a complete racist and ignoramus..." North Korea and Al-Qaida working together, this is bigger than I thought"- what an amazing typical republican. Is it freedom O'clock, HaHa, ROFL. Now, the fourth big jokes, Guantanamo Bay, the prison hold for terrorist, with countless ghost stories of unethical violence that has been done on its inmates. We see this when a big smelly Redneck is going to force H&K to give him a Cockmeat Sandwich. Then they escape due to some overly hungry inmate haha, and get back to America via illegal immigrants, making the fifth stereotype within twenty minutes.

We now enter Raz's bottomless party house that has a nonstop sequence of bottoms and bottoms and more bottoms. Sorry to burst the sexual moment, but out of nowhere comes Secretary Foxx, who takes a picture of a girl and says "Do you want to see this girl get raped and murdered, because She is America", as his second hand man looks puzzled and the audience just laughs at the ignorance. Back to the bottomless party. Raz's below waste looks like "Osama Bin Laden's beard" ROLF again. Amazing background song "My Dick", a must download. Back to Secretary Foxx and the seventh ( I stopped counting)

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