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Created on: May 18, 2009
Curiosity Got The Monkey Deported
Curious George was way to curious for his own good, and since he didn't have a visa
Guess where Mr. George is now residing
In a jungle in some remote island in South America, running from being poached
Curiosity got the journalist captured
And tortured by militant religious fanatics
Got him beheaded and broadcasted all over the internet, but his land just became even more curious then he was
Curiosity got the anxious obsessive over protective boyfriend single again
When he had to snoop around and ask to many questions and
mistrust his skanky girlfriend as she packed her sex and left
Curiosity got the reader disappointed
As she seemed so into all the twists and
Turns she realized the plot of the story was so pointless and the ending was so predictable, she didn't see it in theatres...
Curiosity got the student addicted to drugs when his best friend offered him his first puff,
which became his first snort, his first injection,
his first time in rehab, his first overdose, his first coffin
Curiosity kept the world turning and technologically advancing and conquering
Cultures kept mixing, interracial couples kept mating and new life was found on mars,
Curiosity was too busy to kill the cat
Our primitive sense for curiosity always seems to dig a deeper mass grave for us each second
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