by Kathy Mahon

Created on: May 10, 2009

St. Peter I've been awfully good

When I get to the pearly gate

and get in line to hear my fate

I'll say "St Peter, I have been awfully good."

I didn't take the Lord's name in vain.

Or didn't cheat or steal for worldly gain

"St. Peter, I have been awfully good."

I never got a ticket for unsafe speed.

And never took dope or smoked the weed.

"St. Peter, I have been awfully good.

I spent my life scratching fleas

next time could i be a human please!?"

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