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Humor: Conspiracy theories

by Mukheled Al-Amiry

Created on: May 09, 2009

Shhh... Please keep your voice down... If they're not listening they are watching! Did you know that they have computers which can lip-read? Well They do... It took me a long time to figure-out why They picked me up.., but maybe I'll tell you about that later, if They decide to keep me here, after their meeting tomorrow...

You see I am much better now and I don't suffer from the delusional paranoia which had plagued my mind for so long. The assessment panel have in fact told me that I may be ready to go home to my wife and kids soon, but as you know They are watching every move I make... Well the shrinks do have to make sure that I am fully cured don't they?

God I must have driven myself quite mad seeing conspiracies everywhere, and at the highest governmental levels no less... It all started when G.W Bush slipped through the electoral system and became the 43rd president of the USA and the most powerful man on earth.

You see, I couldn't accept that They would be installing such a seemingly inept individual in such a high office without a hidden agenda. I interpreted his intellectual inadequacy, lack of political savvy, bankruptcy in understanding global cultural sensitivities and total absence of eloquence, as sinister signs of foul play behind the scenes. That misinterpretation turned into utter paranoia when I started taking a closer look at some of Their big-guns which propped him up from the inside.

Aha, I thought... Bush was the perfect puppet. There was no better way to turn contentious high-ideals into practical applications, than to hide behind a bumbling president, who would give the order to send in the troops at the drop of a hat. And so the champions of neo-conservative outfits such as the (JINSA) and (PNAC), backed by major US business interests, set out to implement their grandiose plans for American world military dominance... My conspiracy-theory riddled brain raced wildly on.

The Project for the New American Century (PNAC) had been lobbying and urging the Clinton administration for years to invade Iraq and remove Saddam Hussein from power, and when I saw that such illustrious names as; Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Armitage, John Bolton, Elloitt Abrams, Lewis (Scooter) Libby and last and by every means least Zalmay Khalilzad, the principal (PNAC) sponsors of reshaping the world's security system to suit American interests, daubed by some as The American Empire, were now the hands which operated the strings of

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