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Greyhound has Cameras too.
Misty Rawhide-
23,
Waved bon voyage
to her pals and on to that big whatever bus heading to CA.
It was quite a whirl with her red luggage galore and that heaping sweat
with each step .she'd take .Along came a man who could have been named Sam but was actually
Paul.
Salopek
?
Am I wasting my time coming along and sitting next to you
.
I got nothing better to do
.
(Great because I'm gonna do my best to piss reporters off)
.
we sat and converse along the way and did not mention Darfur , hey
.
he did diss wife who I'm sorry but Misty Rawhide is not nice when she likes a guy who
.
complains about his wife
.
I mentioned my stone, which was Salt Crystal not Rose and said hey I don't know you
anyway
.
In all apology to his lady the little girl fell for his charm
.
But I leave you in little harm for it was a big huge ultimate mistake forever considering
.
he was my soul mate
.You know the rules, you know the rhyme, see you next time
.
All you gotta do is send this clue to reporters in the internet and the Sahus will have a
.
hoot- thanks goodnight
-Phoenix, Arizona
Greyhound has Cameras too.
Misty Rawhide-
23,
Waved bon voyage
to her pals and on to that big whatever bus heading to CA.
It was quite a whirl with her red luggage galore and that heaping sweat
with each step .she'd take .Along came a man who could have been named Sam but was actually
Paul.
Salopek
?
Am I wasting my time coming along and sitting next to you
.
I got nothing better to do
.
(Great because I'm gonna do my best to piss reporters off)
.
we sat and converse along the way and did not mention Darfur , hey
.
he did diss wife who I'm sorry but Misty Rawhide is not nice when she likes a guy who
.
complains about his wife
.
I mentioned my stone, which was Salt Crystal not Rose and said hey I don't know you
anyway
.
In all apology to his lady the little girl fell for his charm
.
But I leave you in little harm for it was a big huge ultimate mistake forever considering
.
he was my soul mate
.You know the rules, you know the rhyme, see you next time
.
All you gotta do is send this clue to reporters in the internet and the Sahus will have a
.
hoot- thanks goodnight
-Phoenix, ArizonaGreyhound has Cameras too.
Misty Rawhide-
23,
Waved bon voyage
to her pals and on to that big whatever bus heading to CA.
It was quite a whirl with her red luggage galore and that heaping sweat
with each step .she'd take .Along came a man who could have been named Sam but was actually
Paul.
Salopek
?
Am I wasting my time coming along and sitting next to you
.
I got nothing better to do
.
(Great
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