by Alan Forray

Created on: April 30, 2009

Orange and Purple

Orange

County, Juice, Valencia, Zest, Navel, Bowl, Mandarin, Peel, Men of Syracuse, Agent, A Clockwork, Orenthal.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Banana."

"Banana, who?"

"Banana."

"Banana, who?"

"Banana."

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Banana."

"Banana, who?"

"Banana."

"Banana, who?"

"Banana."

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Orange."

"Orange, who?"

"Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?"

Purple

It worked for Jimi.

It worked for Prince.

It worked for Deep.

Purple works!

Just ask the people at Pez.

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