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Created on: April 28, 2009
Even though the list is endless, I will try to narrow down the list as best as I can. I may attack certain genres and artists but I will try to stick to songs. Before I get started, let me tell you what I listen to: heavy metal, death metal, blues, rock, hard rock, neo-classical, classical, a little bit of techno, and power metal. Here is my list:
1) Walk This Way by Aerosmith: Other than the fact that the lead singer looks like a monkey, this band annoys me to no end. Their tones are garbage and the singer really cannot sing. This song is just one of their worst.
2) I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness: The band name "The Darkness" really has nothing to do with the band. There is nothing dark about "the Darkness." The singer has an extremely squeaky, annoying voice when he gets high pitched, which is all the time.
3) Tubthumping by Chumbawamba: This song is just annoying and it is not surprise that this band was a one hit wonder.
4) Shake iI by Metro Station: This song has no genre. It's garbage and seems like something that you would find in metro stations. There is no real lyrics (that have any depth) and the only reason that they made this song is because the singer is from a famous family.
5) Barbie Girl by Aqua. I'd almost wish that she was a Barbie Girl because then she couldn't sing. The song is annoying, way too catchy, and obnoxiously sexual.
6) Yes We Can on Guitar Hero 2: This isn't even music. This isn't even noise. I can't even tell what notes these are; if they even are notes.
7) My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion: My heart could have went on a lot longer if I had never heard this song and probably will go on even longer if I never hear it again. The only reason that this song was even big is because it was on the horrible movie "Titanic."
8) Ricky Martin: Anything by him. He really cannot sing. Girls only obsess over him because he's Spanish and fit.
9) Hit Me Baby (one more time) by Britney Spears: Anything by her is garbage. She can't sing, her voice is annoying, and this song is disgusting because she was still a high school student when she sang the song.
10) Nickelback: Disgrace to Canada. They really aren't metal. Anybody who classifies this band as metal clearly does not know what metal is. This band is closer to country than they are to metal.
11) Guns N Roses: Axel Rose has an annoying voice, and Slash really isn't that talented. This band is overrated and overplayed. 12) Lynard Skynard: Whiny. Untalented. Overplayed. Garbage. Period.
13) Rap: Poetry with a kick-drum. Not even poetry, I take it back. Degrading to women, cowardice with their gangs, and setting themselves up to be busted for their drugs.
14) Emo: My Chemical Romance. Good Charlotte. Almost every band nowadays. Whiny music ruining the face and reputation of rock and roll. Repulsive to the ear and really makes you want to go and kill yourself.
15) Christian Metal/Rock: SHOULD NOT EXIST. It goes against everything that it means to be Christian to listen to metal and rock. It sounds whiny and makes the genres look worse than they are.
So, I know that a lot of people are probably really angry with what I had to say but, I said it. You don't have to like it. It's my opinion; if I've been forced to listen to this garbage then you should have to listen to me too!
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