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Alex Ferguson because you did fairly well in Football Manager, remember he's paid 4,000,000 for what he does, you're paid nothing for sitting in your bed room playing a game.

...When you take a plastic bag out of your pocket, quietly sneak around a corner, until your behind someone, then suffocate them with it. In fact this is probably a sign you've totally lost it and need to be locked up in a padded cell.

...When you think running into a star will make you invincible, despite all common sense of such an act killing you well before you get to the star due to lack of oxygen in the atmosphere around stars.

...When you try to save an habitual kidnap victim, who seems to be the only princess in the world with out any security around her at any time, thus forcing you to give up your day job as a plumber to chase a Gorilla up some ladders or a monster through some drain pipes.

...When you become an insomniac who believes eating big white pills will allow you to eat ghosts. Sadly Pac-Man should have taught us all that trying this in real life will do nothing but make our legs disappear.

Now you've given up games due to feeling like you've gone crackers, maybe it's time to put the AK47 down, walk outside and say hello to someone with out thinking of how they'd work for your team in Rainbow 6.

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