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by Grace Olivia Nordberg

Created on: April 24, 2009

Women With Armpit Hair
why women need armpit hair.

I will tell you why it is a necessity for women to have armpit hair. Because God put it there for a reason.

Women with armpit hair are natural and sexy. Yes, Granny said sexy. I will tell you, it is not a good idea to shave off your pit hair then put on deodorant. The deodorant clogs the skin up and it can not breath. The deodorant is absorbed and it does not leave the body.

Here you will learn a lesson. Listen to the wise old Granny and what I tell you. When I was younger, I feared what a man would think to see me with armpit hair, and I kept it neat & deodorized. Then one day, I found a lump under my pit that bothered me and stayed there for about 4 months. So, I quit shaving and quit putting the deodorant on and the lump went away.

I must also tell you, this lump came and went over a period of 5 years. Who knows, it could have been some sort of cancer. I am all natural now, no deodorant and lump free. I may have saved my own life. Yeah? You listen to Grandma.

I wrote this article on my hub page and it got an overwhelming response and is still getting hits and responses. I can not understand why, I wrote what came naturally and told the truth. I found many people have different opinions about women with armpit hair. The comments just keep on coming in. Some I have to delete because they are way over and beyond offensive or objectionable.

some comments are:

"I like to use a crystal salt deodorant (not an antiperspirant), which doesn't clog up pores or use nasty perfume. I do shave, though. I have yet to meet a single guy who's turned on by underarm hair."

"I don't thing I ever dated a girl with armpit hair! Nor one that swilled beer then burped loudly in public! Nor one that was covered in tattoos! HM - have I led a sheltered life! LOL! Nice hub, llongoria0"

"Natural hairy women are very sexy,such a turn on to see hairy armpits on a women"

"So nice to read so many other comments appreciating women's body hair. I haven't shaved for 7 years and have dealt with a lot of ridicule, so it is nice to hear some appreciation. Also it has been a reminder to me that many men find our beautiful hairy bodies attractive!"

"Hundreds of years ago they did NOT have secret or dial. Remember."

These are all exact quotes from the people who left them. I enjoy reading them, I enjoy the diversity of the subject also.

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