by Brean Schell

Created on: April 23, 2009

Finding a lesbian life partner is like finding a best friend with extra benefits and its almost as hard as finding the perfect shampoo and conditioner combo. You might think its the right one at first, but there are a whole series of questions you need to ask yourself before you should even think of a permanent commitment. You might get great value for money, but does she give you that extra special after-shower glow you really want? Here are some of the questions you should think about.

Does she take the same shoe size as you? If she does, your off to a great start, as long as you're not too possessive/obsessive about your fabulous footwear. You could end up saving thousands of dollars over the years, but you would have to pre-plan your outfits to make sure you don't both absolutely have to wear that pair, because they'd be just perfect for that dress. If she takes a different size, make sure there's enough storage room, and consider a new budget.

Does she take the same dress size? This could lead to a whole new line of problems, and if she does, make sure you booby-trap your favorite outfits. If she takes a different size, add extra security just in case she starts looking at those jeans to wrong way. And hide your favorite underwear somewhere careful.

What about makeup? Does she use the same brand as you, or does she cut corners and pick up whatever's on sale? If she does use a different brand, could you (in a dire emergency) risk your skin and make-do with her inferior preference? Or on the other hand, would your far superior brand spoil her skin for that dollar store gear, leading to inexplicable toner disappearances? Neither of you want to become a clearasil 'before' shot. If you both use the same brand, make sure you set the ground rules for storage and usage standards. No one wants their blusher to have strange mascara streaks through it do they?

How many leather jackets does she own? This is important. Would any of them fit you? Would she miss it too early?

Does she have any pets? Pets are an indicator of commitment and a desire to form a lasting emotional bond. But don't go thinking any pet counts. It's only sentient pets that really mean anything. Pets you have to feed everyday and play with everyday. So spiders, fish and hermit crabs are out. Hermit crabs and fish especially; you can go a week without feeding them without worrying. Granted you might end up down one or two, but if a little cannibalism means you can go away for an extended weekend, or

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