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Created on: April 22, 2009 Last Updated: May 29, 2009
Maine is a unique and diverse corner of the United States and enjoys a multitude of housing idiosyncrasies which surely seem unusual to others. Partly through 'Yankee ingenuity' and partly through the individualistic nature of it's' inhabitants, a clear differentiation of housing styles has evolved, or perhaps devolved. As surely as architectural differences exist between Arizona and New York they exist between Maine and the rest of the country.
The first thing one must do to gain curb appeal in Maine while sticking to a budget would be to throw a new coating of TYVEK, TYPAR or alternative house wrap over the exterior OSB. Other areas of the country think of house wrap as a vital component of exterior sheathing when used in conjunction with vinyl siding, clapboards, etc. Here in Maine it has been determined that it works just fine as a finished exterior sheathing. Simply ensure it is put on tightly with no loose edges flapping and make sure you remember to cut out the window and door holes! A cautionary note; half inch long staples aren't always good when applied to three-eighths inch OSB. Think about what you're doing.
The second thing you'll notice as you travel the Maine roads and highways is that asphalt shingles and metal roofing are very popular roofing methods and can enhance any property value, but for the money nothing beats a carefully installed blue tarp. Sure there are other colors, but blue seems to be the most common. Nothing says home like a blue roof and a dry interior! Remember to install the wooden lathes vertically, not horizontally. Some attempt complex geometric patterns, but they are seldom done well enough to pay dividends.
For God's sake mow around the cars on the front lawn! It sends the wrong message about your pride of ownership and property care when you can't even manage to keep the grass manicured around the blocked up plow truck out front. Another important factor about those blocked up vehicles is to ensure they are propped up on all corners, all four. Unleveled junk autos imply you are a redneck, take the extra time to level them up and line them up if there is more than one.
Sometimes simple things can really make your property pop'. A new runner or chain for the bear dogs out back is really cheap and will have the additional benefit of ensuring they don't get the opportunity to greet your potential buyers. Removing the garbage and/or tires from the flat roofed structures, taking your underwear off the clothe line and returning
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