by Simplicity Lett

Created on: April 21, 2009

Whilst it's a very touching and special thing to protect an aging parent, it's not something which can be taken up lightly, and does need to have a small amount of tact in order to accomplish without making the parent feel like a helpless child.

For this, I have compiled a list of helpful hints and clues to assist in both the physical care and emotional care in this type of situation. (*)

1) Stairs. Elderly people and stairs don't mix well. In fact, nasty falls and broken bones are quite common. I recommend one of the following three solutions:

a) Buy a ranch. I'm sure your accountant can find a way to write it off.

b) Remove all stairs from the house, installing an escalator or better yet an elevator. Elderly people enjoy the thrill of riding on these, and it can keep them occupied for hours whilst you watch television or read a book.

c) Restrict your elderly parent from ascending the stairs. Forbid them. Install child-gates, and lock them. After all, since both they and you know the risks of the stairs, why not take the option away? It's safe, though a touch humiliating. Hmm. Go back to option two, to avoid the bad feeling.

2) Meals. Elderly people require certain dietary allowances. As you get older, your body needs more of certain vitamins and minerals, and does not process fats and sugars in the same way. While I don't expect you to change your own lifestyle, instead of buying your elderly mother a Big Mac meal instead offer a Happy Meal which has the added bonus of coming with a toy to keep your parent entertained for a few quiet hours.

3) Bathing. I know, you're shuddering right now. Due to the potential for elder abuse, lawsuits, sexual misconduct and just plain creepiness, it takes a very special kind of person to take care of the bathing and hygiene needs of your elderly parent. Please, go find one, and save yourself the grief and trauma of witnessing things Best Left Unseen. The Yellow Pages is your friend.

4) Company. Your elderly parent is likely to become lonely, especially if you do not selflessly halt your own social life to hang with them. Games of Yahtzee, Gin Rummy, and watching Wheel of Fortune are all wonderful ways of keeping your parent company without actually having to have much of a conversation with them. Under no circumstances allow your charge to have friends over for a little get together'. This is Elderspeak for Swingers In Their Nineties Party and should be avoided at all costs. Your parent may rage against this decision but ultimately,

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