by Amy Jo Browne

Created on: April 15, 2009

If you are wondering what to get your cheating husband this year for Valentine's Day, I have your answer right here. Here are some cute little poems for all the cheating husbands out there on this very special Valentine's Day.

1.)

Oh, how you say I make you swoon

I would really love to shoot you the moon

2.)

You opened the umbrella and poked me in the head

Damn I thought chivalry was dead

Until I needed stitches for the hole, you popped into my head

3.)

I would have loved see our children playing

Then I looked around and seen where you my cheating husband are Laying

No STD's are coming my way I am praying

4.)

I know you said my kisses made your toes curl

But before we wed, I must tell confess I slept with Earl,

Merles, and Purl, tell me dear does that make you want to hurl

5.)

I love you dear Ted,

But when you kiss my head,

I wish you my cheating husband would kiss a pig instead.

6.)

Proclaiming your love down a path you led,

I was expecting to see flowers and seen poison oak instead.

7.)

Down by the bay

On a cloudy Valentine's Day

You professed your love that very Valentine's Day

I dreamt I pushed you in my cheating husband, and the current carried you away

8.)

Our courtship was fast was like a comet

Now 2 minutes after the vows I want to vomit

9.)

For this little poetry page you can thank my friend

Lee Ann for she is the one who started this trend

This is the end!

If you have a cheating, husband this Valentine's Day, print off this page and add it to the divorce papers.

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