by Rose Calder

Created on: April 14, 2009

When it comes to the many joys of having siblings, one of the cheaper thrills is satisfaction of annoying the ever-loving snot out of them. The only thing that even comes close is the knowledge that you made a substitute teacher leave halfway through the day out of frustration or plain shot nerves. Yes, it's base and perverse, but when you've officially pushed your quarry to the point that you're having tear through the house as they chase behind you, fists swinging and murder in their eyes, there's a feeling you get that money just can't buy. Whether that's because of the satisfaction of a job well done or the resultant adrenaline rush of running for your life remains to be seen.

So how does one go about successfully getting one's sibling's goat? Let's take a look at some things that have worked for me.

10.) I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU

This simple move is executed by simply standing or sitting next to your target and pointing a finger at them. Your finger should be at roughly eye level, and it works best if done on the edge of their peripheral vision. Technically, you're not touching them, but you are invading their personal space. They may try to ignore it for a time, or even ask you with forced civility to knock it off, but keep at it; they have to crack eventually. However, if they're old pros at this, then simply move on to #9.

9.) I'M JUST LOOKING

Rather like #10, but instead of physically bursting their personal bubble, now you're just doing with with the sheer power of your stare. Once again, this should be done from a peripheral position, although you should feel free to lean in a little if you need to up the obnoxiousness. When combined with the prior step, this makes for a punchy one-two combo that is sure to result in your prey stomping off out of sheer exasperation while screaming for Mother.

8.) YOU LOOK A LITTLE HOT

A classic move during the summertime, although more effective in the colder seasons. Your quarry is sitting with their back facing you. You have an ice cube in your hand. Sneak up behind them, surreptitiously drop the cube down the back of their shirt and watch the fireworks explode. Bonus points if they have their shirt tucked in, or are wearing overalls.

7.) INVASION OF ENEMY TERRITORY

This tactic works better on older siblings. While they're not around, simply enter their room and rummage around. If they've got a diary, read it. If they have something you like, "borrow" it. Just make sure that they "catch" you while you're at it, and watch

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