by B.E. Batson

Created on: April 10, 2009   Last Updated: May 12, 2009

So anyway,I watch a lot of TV with my grandson. He really likes to watch Spongebob Squarepants a great deal. In fact that's all he wants to watch and today we were watching the Spongebob movie on DVD for the umpteenth (now known as a trillion) time. I would feel a whole better if at least a few of you have seen this movie, if for no other reason so i won't be the only grandpa here. Well anyway the story goes that Plankton is plotting to take over Bikini Bottom (again). This time he stole King Neptune's crown and framed Mr. Crabs in order to get his secret recipe for Crabby Patties. I know it is intense, but wait I haven't made my point yet. THEN once he gets the recipe, his restaurant The Chum Bucket becomes very successful and Plankton gives every customer a free Chum Bucket bucket hat. Now I know what your thinking this great right! No it isn't great as those of you who have seen the movie all ready know. For once you place the hat on your head you cannot remove it. And not only that once it is activated you become a robot like drone and you follow all of Plankton's orders to the letter. Well of course I know this story line is not new in fact it's kind of worn out , but this is a children's movie sort of anyway.

Meanwhile back at the ranch. Lately I've been listening to Talk radio (yeah that means Rush). I never cared to listen to anything like this in the past. Locally here the talk radio station made a move to FM shortly before the election. I started listening just for outrageous things I was hearing everyday and slowly overtime I actually started listening to everything that was being discussed . So it really got me to thinking about politics more than I ever have before. Then it dawned on me this the Spongebob movie all over again only in this story line it is Barrack who has put buckets on everybody's head an then they are all running around saying " Yes Plankton!" I mean "Yes Barrack!". I mean that's what happened isn't it? What else could explain it? I mean if Rush is right about at least a few of the things he says then this is the only explanation RIGHT? AND, I've figured out how he did it.

This is a conspiracy that goes way back before the election. It is digital TV! YEAH DIGITAL TV! that's right you heard me. Think about it that's why he wants everybody to have a converter box. Heck he even got the government to pay for half of it. Oh don't be naive he got it done.He probably used digital broadcasts on all the Democrats in office first. Evidently most Republicans don't watch much TV.(HD radio is aimed at them) Scoff if you must but, you have been warned Digital TV transition must be stopped. There is a secret war to stop it. We have postponed it but that was only a small victory the war is not over. Remember resist digital TV.Keep Rabbit Ears Alive!

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