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Tired of the old standby jokes like Honey, I'm Pregnant Again. Or your boss called and said your fired. That one probably wouldn't garner many laughs with the economic recession anyway. So use some of these jokes on your spouse this year. Better yet, most of these can be adapted for kids as well so get the whole family going this April's Fools!
Get your husband. Be up and ready when he's getting up for work. Hand him his cup of coffee. Then sit back and watch the morning news as he prepares for his shower. Sneak in and grab his towel and clothing. Then be sitting there relaxed when he starts looking for them.

Even better, if your a night owl and he isn't, reset the alarm clocks after he goes to bed. Push them forward a few hours so when it goes off he jumps up thinking he's on time or late and rushes to get ready before he realizes it's only 4 in the morning.

Get some plastic fly or ants. Strategically place these in the dinner you are serving to your family that night. Or toss some in the kid's tumblers of kool-aid. This will please the youngsters and get a giggle out of them when they realize they have been had.

Serve a home made cake for dessert. Place your wedding band in a drawer or jewelry box. Then as you serve the cake, look down aghast and tell everyone they have to dig through their cake looking for it.

Have pets? Get a fake pile of doggy poo and place it right beside your husband or child's bed they get out on each morning. Watch the look on their face when they think they have stepped in dog poo, for real laughs get the plastic wet with warm water first. The liquid will make them look down and gross out.
I live with television addicts so this is always sure to bring a few laughs. Tape bits of paper over the remote sensors. When they are sitting there wondering why they can't get the television on or looking all over frantically for replacement batteries, sit back and laugh.

This one works at home or in the office. It can be done on a cell phone or computer. Switch the language settings to something foreign. You can then text or email them and watch them trying to figure it out.
Pick your friend or relatives phone number, be sure to use *67 or another blocker from identifying you. In a strange voice tell them you are Pizza Hut or Domino's verifying their pizza order. Then read off a crazy order like 5 large Anchovy pizza's. On the same note, you can also be calling to inform them that they have won the lottery.

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