by Simplicity Lett

Created on: April 05, 2009   Last Updated: April 21, 2009

"Anything Is Possible, Possibly"

Anything is possible
Anything you dream
Anything in your imagination
Except good low fat ice cream.

It never feels right on your tongue
It's got a slightly odd aftertaste
It doesn't satisfy like regular does
Ah, the price of a slim waist.

Anything is possible
Anything can happen
Anything, anywhere, can come true
Except the sound of one hand clappin'

Some say that you don't hear a thing
Others slap their fingers against their palm
Someone said one hand goes "CL-", the other "-AP!"
But that just damages my calm.

Anything is possible
Anything at all; jot it down with a marker
Anything the limitless universe can provide
Except a decent replacement for Bob Barker.

There's nothing wrong with Drew Carey
He can be quite the man of comedy
But He's not right for The Price, and when Bob croaks
We should host with his dead body.

Anything is possible
Anything, it's true!
Anything can occur, my friend
Except liking walrus stew.

Walrus stew is made with blubber
Fat torn from the beast
Disgusting to even think about
You don't want it at your feast.

Anything is possible
Believe it! You know it's real
Anything can come to pass
Except those things listed above, I feel.

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