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Created on: April 03, 2009
July, Brandon and I celebrated our 5th year together. Our dog had just had her first litter of puppies, life was going great, and we were planning our Vegas wedding in the spring (April 20th). We decided to go on a weekend getaway to Chicago with a couple we were good friends with. The boys had heard about a low rider car show in town and it sounded like fun to all of us. So on a moments notice we packed up and left town for the weekend. None of us had much money to spend. In light of that fact, we all decided to share a hotel room. After checking in, having dinner, and alot of drinks we all hit the indoor pool to relax from our long day.
Our friends, who were as drunk as we were and feeling in the mood retired to the room for a while. Cuddled up in the hot tub, we sipped on a bottle I had poured apple pucker into. One thing lead to another and before we knew it we found ourselves looking for a place to "do the dirty deed" too. Brandon decided the pool side bathroom would do. Hehe, apparently I was really drunk and louder then I thought, because low and behold there was a knock on the door "Housekeeping" she said snickering. tap tap " HOUSEKEEPING!" Brandon answered back " yep, I'm almost done. Just a minute." Our faces stained with embarrassment we walked out of the bathroom, heads down and eyes fixed on the floor. As we passed by the front desk we heard the maids and receptionist giggling at us. On our walk of sobering shame back to our room we ran into our friends and admitted what we had done. Though we all shared a good laugh that night 5 weeks later we weren't laughing any more.
I had been laying awake in bed most of the night. Finally as the sun came up I shook him awake and said "Brandon, we need to talk."
"What did I do now?"
Staring him straight in the eye I said "I'm late"
He picked his head up to look at the clock and rolled over to bury his head in his pillows "What did you have to go in early today?"
I remained silent for a moment waiting for it to sink in, he rolled back over and looked me in the eye " Would you stop it! It'll come, it's not late yet so your off by a day or so."
"NO, it's not! You can set your watch by it and you know it! I have been sure of it for a few weeks now and I'm sure it's not coming!"
" Stop being so dramatic, your not late yet! It's coming, I'm sure any day now."
"I'm telling you I need a pregnancy test!" I said whipping back the covers in disgust. " I know what I know and my body is telling me somethings wrong!" Stomping off
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