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Weather Remote Control

Today we have so many remote controls for our televisions and other appliances. Switching channels on television is such a breeze with a remote control. We do not need to get up from our comfortable couch just to switch channel.

However, we do not have the ultimate remote control yet. No scientist is able to show us a sample of it. No scientist is even close to the invention of it.

What exactly is the ultimate remote control that all of us yearn for? It is the weather remote control. Don't you agree that this is the ultimate remote control to be invented?

Can you imagine how nice life will be with a weather remote control? All of us can use it to control the weather pattern for the sky just above us.

Those folks who are sun tanning at the beach can control the intensity of the sun ray. Those folks who like strong sun can tune the sun ray to the strongest possible. Those folks who prefer to be fair can choose clouds over their head to protect them. The weather remote control can even let them choose the kind of cloud covers they desire.

The kids can play with the weather remote control and create white clouds or dark clouds that shape like a fish, a tiger, a balloon, a square and whatever in their imaginations. How nice to see the whole sky full of clouds of different shape and size.

They may even create rainbow that stretches across the dark blue sky. A double rainbow is possible. Artists and photographers can use the weather remote control to create the perfect weather for their drawings or pictures.

The governments of the tropical islands can use the weather remote control to make the islands bright and sunny all years round, and rain only in the night.

The government that faces the impossible task of combating a forest fire can click on the "thunderstorm" button and sets the timer for 5 hours.

The farmers can use the weather remote control to summon rains and sun for their crops. No longer do they face the problems of drought or flood. They are no longer a victim of the unpredictable weather pattern.

There is only one element that should not be controllable by the weather remote control. That is the timing of the sunrise and sunset. Weather remote control is used to control the weather and not the speed of the rotation of the Earth.

Life will be very chaotic if everyone controls the rotation of the Earth this way or that way and at whatever crazy speed.

So folks, now that you know all about the advantages of having a weather remote control, when are you going to invent one?

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